Biography: Disco Kidd
David Harris was born in Lithuania sometime in the mid-80s. Inseparable from childhood friend Leroi, the pair used to play happily for hours using only the broken beer bottles and plastic bags they found lying around other peoples lawns. Halfway through his second year's apprenticeship as a Bedouin camel trader, David was abducted by aliens and taken as prisoner to the planet Zooba 12 in home system Stylafun. There, he was raised by kangaroos and received special training in (amongst other things) the traditional art of turntable manipulation. Having received the secret kanga-knowledge, he was beamed back down to London's sleazy red light district, where he met (amongst others) Dexter and Charlie Angel. He was re-united with his old pal Leroi, now working as a small-time pimp and musical entrepeneur. Shortly afterwards, David was dubbed THE DISCO KID by MI5 for extraordinary mixing skills above and beyond the call of duty, and offered a job as resident jock at CARWASH. THE DISCO KID says "I like my records like I like my women: fat, rare, and with plenty of mustard" and describes his proudest achievement as "spilling rum down myself whilst executing some elaborate new dance move which nobody had ever even thought of before". THE DISCO KID can be found most Saturdays gracing the CARWASH decks, as well as a few other less reputable establishments. He is cheap, willing, and available.
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